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What's the difference between Pinback's Web Central 3 and all the previous versions of this website?

Well, for one thing it has a higher number. Secondly, it's obvious that it was time for a change here. The PWC2 was over a year old, and I'd already written at least two things for it during that time, so I think we all felt it was getting a tad old and stale, causing mold and small spiders to proliferate inside the web server. Finally, I needed something to take my mind off the crushing, soulless, fleeting and futile nature of existence, if only for a few hours.

Is that the only question you came up with before starting this section?

Yes.

So, basically, the only purpose of this page was so that the Features section of the website wouldn't be empty when you let it loose on the world?

Pretty much.

Would you like us to come up with a few more questions then, so you don't look stupid in front of the whole internet? Or rather, stupid-ER?

That would be nice, yes.

Okay, well... what's the deal with that weird little design in the upper right-hand corner of all of these screens?

I thought that there needed to be something filling up that empty space up there, for "aesthetic balance".

But I mean, what does it mean? What does it represent?

I have no idea. But it was either that or the goatse.cx image, and the current design tested better with focus groups. Barely.

Are you going to actually write stuff for this website, or is this just going to be the next in a long string of failed creative ventures?

Well, that's the idea. However, if I was a betting man (which I am), I would "take the points", if you catch my drift.

I do not.

That's because you are not a betting man.

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